Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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