So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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