Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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