Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize
