dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i would punch a child for taco bell
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I want to be your penis for a week.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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