It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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