i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize