you guys were way drunker than both of me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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