They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
