I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think a kid would responsible me up
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
