omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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