I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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