you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Im part way to drunk.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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