"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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