I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The adults are the big ones right?
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