whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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