That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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