it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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