I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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