Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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