I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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