i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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