I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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