Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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