I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Small penises have feelings too.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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