Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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