I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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