Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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