butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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