My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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