i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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