I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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