I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
where are my eyebrows?
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