yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i would punch a child for taco bell
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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