Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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