We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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