I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She bit a glass in half.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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