Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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