Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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