I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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