hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
