You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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