So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
