Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He? As in you personified your dick?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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