I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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