I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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