D3 body, D1 cock
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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