Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just invented taco cereal.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My life is pants optional.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I'm always down for nudity.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
