I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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