they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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