That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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