Buhtt sex?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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