do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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