'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
this hospital has no fireball
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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