If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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