She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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