omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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