You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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